The Farmer: Episode 1 – Part 3
The continuation of a script being written and rewritten every week finds Agent Krist leading Tommy into hiding.
The continuation of a script being written and rewritten every week finds Agent Krist leading Tommy into hiding.
Warning: This section of the script contains nudity and sex and you’ll need to be responsible for any images formed in your head.
It’s Breaking Bad meets Good Fellas meets The Captain and Tennille. It’s not really about farming. I’ll be posting it in sections.
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