The Lost Tapes Part 1
Extra! Extra! Read all about it. Secretly taped conversations with friends discovered after 20 years.
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Eulogy for Connie Spafford (10/19/2019)
My sister Nikki and I took our mom in for a memory evaluation 10 years ago. The staff person asked a series of questions to get a baseline of her memory. One question asked how many children she had. She answered four. The nice woman said that Nicole and Jason are here, can you tell […]
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Rye and Fire
Get your guns And carry them to the creek A Colt 45 long and sleek Crops come in Rye comes out Herald and shout The fire chief stood in the yard Said it looked like arson I said it looked like love Not every day in this big ol’ life That someone tries to burn […]
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Learning How to Say Goodbye
Saying goodbye can be hard, especially for teenagers. An important part of growing up is learning to say goodbye. I don’t mean to dying people. I mean on the phone. With the advent of texting, the art of saying “goodbye” has fallen by 92%. My wife, I’ll refer to her as Cynthia, and I are […]
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Spafford – Berger 2017 Christmas Letter
Well, Well, Well, Another year has zipped by and it’s time to send out the yearly update of the Spafford-Berger family. I’ll start by letting you all know that we set out to make Spafford’s great again in 2017 and I believe we may have accomplished it. But, you can be the judge of that. […]
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Ode to Roasted Pumpkin Seeds
Here’s a recipe for Spiced Honey Roasted Pumpkin Seeds. I’m not sure why you would even look at this, but in case you haven’t had roasted pumpkin seeds in a while and want to confirm that you too hate them, you should go ahead and make some. I know, I know, it’s such a shame […]
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American Priestess – Final Draft
This is a script based on a true story of a distant relative, Anna Spafford, whose story bridges two centuries and two countries, spanning war and personal tragedy and haunted by a man from her past. She becomes a leader of a cult-like religious group, starting a movement that will outlive her. This may […]
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Meat
The new President of Agriculture was set to speak within the next three hours. The election was close. There were talks of voter suppression and misinformation to keep some Forms out of the election process. We needed to be put this behind and move forward as a united Unit. For many it would be difficult. […]
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The Social Media Legacy
Alex Crenev has a social media legacy problem. He has no one to look after his social media in the instance should he become incapacitated or experience the unfortunate path of death. He has no one to whom he can turn over his many creative and strong passwords. He has no one to properly label […]
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Butler, Minnesota – Feature Film Turns 20
20 years ago I directed a small feature film that I wrote and produced with my brother, Justin Spafford. I owned a DVD production company for ten years and never got it on to DVD. Go figure. Friends at Cine-o-Matic finally put it on DVD for me in 2015. This version is ripped from the […]
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